I was looking through my old pieces of work when I found this little gem. I obviously didn’t take this one seriously, as can be seen by the basic character info. It’s a script, but I don’t think it was based on a prompt. There doesn’t seem to be any indication that this was a prompt driven piece of writing. The question was How do we produce an engaging script that includes a change and allows us to connect to the characters? I think I failed.
Sandra ‘soya’ Bean
- Married to her work at the soya milk factory
- Hobby is wine tasting
- No close family
- Lives in a flat above a shop
- She doesn’t drive, but bikes everywhere
- Her secret: not actually lactose intolerant, she just loves the taste of soya milk
- She’s single, but looking for love
- Works as a bird of prey handler
- Hobby is cactus gardening
- Close to her sister
- Lives in a semi detached house
- Drives a small car
- Her secret: she stole an owl once
(Two women are sat either side of a table at a coffee shop. Sandra has short brown hair, cut in a stylish bob. Heidi has long and tangled black hair, and a bright red bandana keeps her hair out of her face)
Heidi: So, where are you working now?
Sandra: I’m at that new soya milk factory. It’s just out of town.
Heidi: Oh yes? Enjoying it?
Sandra: It’s the best job I’ve ever had! Are you still into birds?
Heidi: I’ve never been out of them. (Pause) Can I get you a drink?
Sandra: Sure, thanks. Do they do soya lattes here?
Heidi: I think so. I’ll go see. (she goes to the counter, and comes back a minute later with a latte and a small glass)
Sandra: Thanks, I needed this. I’ll pay you back. What did you get?
Heidi: This one’s on me. And I got a shot of the Famous Grouse, which is one of the best I’ve ever had. Speaking of this, are you seeing anyone?
Sandra: (tosses her hair) I’m married to my work. (She sips her latte then spits it out) This isn’t soya!
Heidi: Sorry, they didn’t have soya milk, I just got you a normal one.
Sandra: I’m lactose intolerant, you mewling quim!
Heidi: I thought you weren’t, you always used to drink milk and stuff at school.
Sandra: People change, Heidi!
Heidi: Sorry! Sorry, I’ll get you another one.
Sandra: No no, I’ll be fine without.
Heidi: Do you like birds?
Sandra: It depends on the type you’re talking about.
Heidi: Do you prefer greater tits or eagles?
Sandra: I don’t really know.